Hello. It has been a while since I have posted anything. Maybe cause I haven't been drunk in a long time since today is the rare moment when I am shitfaced drunk and coming home to a SS of a conversation with someone trying to poach my boy Stephano Sue I have to address it.
Dear Cry Moar,
When poaching a member of a guild that is further in progression than you are provide some incentives. Don't just message the guy and say "OH WE RAID 9 HOURS AND WE STILL SUCK". At least offer to pay for his transfer or sexual favors. I at least offer to pay for handjobs from semiprofessional ladies when poaching members of a guild. I am also intelligent enough to know recruiting members from a guild that further in progression is quite retarded. At least pick a bench player or a guild that is behind your guild in progression. If you need help I charge a flat rate of $100 a member that is recruited. To enquire about such services post on our forums. Be forewarned though turn around time for responses is give or take 7 days.
-Supreme Leader of Divine Vigilance